Year: 2011
Poem
Mahal kita? (sa ibang salita)
May mahigit isang libong lengwahe ang ginagamit sa buong mundo, at isa na dito ang sarili nating wika. Gusto mo bang gawing espesyal ang pagasabi ng “mahal kita” sa iyong kasintahan? Subukan mo mga lengwaheng ito, malay mo magustuhan niya… Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou Ek het jou lief Albanian : Te dua […]
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Are you being cheated on?
Top ten ways: Are you being cheated on? 10. He or she may be cheating on you if they never answer their cell phone in your presence. 9. He or she pauses before he says your name. Yes, he may be making sure in his mind that you are who he or she thinks you are. 8. Your cheating partner is finally a good home-maker, washing their […]
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Effects of Kissing!
Effects of kissing… 1. Long kisses are beneficial to our circulatory system. When kissing, our pulse rate is quickening up to 110 beats per minute. This is a great training for our cardiovascular system. 2. After kissing, the lungs work harder, resulting in 60 inhales per minute compared to regular 20 inhales. Such “ ventilation” is a good preventive measure against lung diseases. 3. […]
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Ka Textmate
“Ano na #$@&ng ina ka!” galit na text na nabasa ko sa cp ko. Grabe natatawa ako sa sarili kong reaksyon. Awayin ba naman ako sa text! May ka textmate ako, Tracy ang pangalan. Tubong Mexico, Pampanga. Hindi ko akalaing magakakaroon ako ng textmate na taga Pampanga. Dahil ang mga ka textmate ko dati ay […]
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Kahit maputi na ang buhok mo!
Lola! Este Ate! I.D. mo po nahulog! Sigaw ko sabay kaway sa babaeng lilingon-lingon at hinahanap ang pinang-galingan ng boses ko. Nang makita niya ako ay agad siyang ngumiti at lumapit. “Ano ba naman yan napaka-tanga ko talaga!” sabi niya. “Hindi naman masyado” biro ko. Sabay abot sa kanya ng napulot kong I.D., pero bago […]
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